Tales from the Lagoon

dolphins may be cute, but deep down, they’re evil

dolphins may be cute, but deep down, they’re evil

I like blood pie!

I like blood pie!

sorry, wrong bathroom

sorry, wrong bathroom

who the fuck invited this guy?

who the fuck invited this guy?

here’s looking at you, busted-ass face

here’s looking at you, busted-ass face

i can always sleep some more

i can always sleep some more

after a break up, only ice cream can make you feel better

after a break up, only ice cream can make you feel better

pass me some internet

pass me some internet

we really have to beat this level so we can go outside and play

we really have to beat this level so we can go outside and play

tiny people should not drink so much

tiny people should not drink so much